And so it was written

And So It Was Written.

"Excuse me, but when you say 'written,' do you mean in pen or pencil?"
Silence.
"Because, see, if it was pencil I can erase it, but if it was in pen then I have to cross it out. So which is it?"

The voice began again.
And So It Was Typed...

"Backspace. Or delete. Whichever you prefer."

The voice was beginning to be a bit agitated.
And So It Was Engraved In Stone

"Stone can be broken."

The voice almost screamed. It took a deep breath and stated firmly, though one could tell that it was severely harassed:
And So It Was!!!

"Says who?" came the indignant tone from below.